When you go skydiving, it helps to down a pair o’ shooters.
Pun of the Day
People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
When the dwarf stopped the cattle stampede in its tracks, everyone called it a miracle. “He’s done the imp-pause-a-bull,” they said.
The man who didn’t use punchewuation ate his words. He was comma the earth.
People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!
I look up to milkmen. They’re borne litres.
If they killed all the sheep it would be a cull lambity.
People who don’t trim their hedges also don’t trim their flowers. They’re so lack a daisy cull.
I did you a favour and fed the singer of ‘Rolling in the Deep’. It was in Philadelphia.



