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11/25/2023

What’s a louse’s favourite hobby? Nitting.

(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

11/24/2023

The study of ponies, aka micro-equine-omics.

(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/24/2023

I lose my breath when I drink Starbucks, I get so excited. It must be a Venti elation problem.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

11/23/2023

If Jesus were a cross-dresser, would that have made him the Pantie-Christ?

(5 votes, average: 2.60 out of 5)

11/23/2023

You can’t win a fight with Monsanto. You just have to agri.

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11/22/2023

I’d like to build a barn over Christmas, if I can find space in my shed-yule.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/22/2023

Ape lied Science: the study of those deceitful chimpanzees.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/22/2023

When geometers get a loan, do they need a cosiner?

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