The renegade employee who defecated in an aquarium was accused of sharking his doodies.
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They Tri ads.
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Yes, they’re part tickles!
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ED: No way. You’re nuts.
NED: I really did. It’s Xenu-ist craze!
ED: Well I don’t believe in that nonsense.
NED: Bah. Get behind me, Thetan!
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