Gay porn is now recyclable. Waste not wanton nuts.
Pun of the Day
The human body is 65% water, a 2:1 ratio. This explains our banking/financial crises: we are far too highly beveraged.
Arsonists are blazey people.
Where are children most snug in bed? Kentucky.
I’m really attracted to Helen Keller. I have a thing for dumb blinds.
When I vehemently dislike something I can’t breathe. It’s like anathema attack.
Do race car drivers skip brake fast?
A wheel came flying off my car and knocked my teeth out. It all happened axel dentally.
Steamroller operators tend to flatter.
Do those who seek a sex change get a misterectomy?


