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Pun of the Day
John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
Why should you never add seasoning to Ethiopian food?
Because that would just add-in salt to injera.
Why did Moses think it was a mistake for his brother to worship beneath the leg of the Golden Calf?
Because he was Aaron on the side of cow-shin.
I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
The movie about pustules was a pox office smash.
Blind folks are the no see-est people.
Wondering when it’s ok to fart? Trust your in stink.
If you’re pladder is full at a banquet, then remove some pees.
You should be thankful for my many criticisms – I’m giving you piece of mind.


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