Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A restaurant that serves bull testicles opened right next door to me. Seems my whole neighbourhood’s getting genitalfried!
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Michael is a comedian who’s donating his body to science. You might see him at Open Mike night.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Does the Association of Headhunters have close ties to the Stealworkers Union?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I told my oral hygiene professional that I wash my mouth with plaque. He looked at me like I was dentally retartared.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What do shrimp watch to get in the mood?
Prawnography!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...When I put yeast in my broth I was soup rised at the outcome.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pharmaceuticals is a vial industry.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which Australian mammal is most devious?
The kangaroos.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...When seeking to ignite his own farts, why did the Moroccan fellow prefer using a powerful blowtorch, as opposed to a simple matchstick?
Because one was light as a feather, but the other was light-ass-o’-fezzer!
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