If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
Loading... (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Pun of the Day
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I always lose track of time – on Whensday.
(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...The first sewing machine was made possible by a power serge.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Which member of the royal family collects photos of fat women?
Charles, aka The Prints of Whales.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I want to askew why you’re not straight with me.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...The homely lass inspired Van Morrison to write ‘Unibrow Eyed Girl’
(Rate This Pun)Loading...At what time am I most hungry? Ate a clock.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...