Verbal diarrhea: losing control of one’s vowels, also a sign of in-consonants.
Pun of the Day
After Lincoln was shot, he was made fun of by punsters. He was a victim of
a sassin’ .
Low budget horror movies do a lot for the Eeek!onomy with scares resources.
All eyes are on Tiger’s wood. It’s affair way to heaven to marry a celebrity, but I wouldn’t take him back for alimony in the world.
I got an email about a eunuch, but to reply would have been ‘re: dickless‘.
I was kicked in the balls by a Cockney.
PSAs for erectile dysfunction are so Viagravating.
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
For a little person with a barbecue, the steaks are always high.
I offered Jell-o to Prince William, and was accused of pudding on heirs.


