Dicaprio looks stupid in Leotards.
Pun of the Day
A goose without feathers is down on its pluck.
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
What should people do during an emergency if the police haven’t shown up yet?
Copulate.
Gymnastics puns can push the envelope. Indeed, somersaulty.
Although they are annoying, don’t swat away the pigeons. They might get depressed, and commit shoo-aside.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
Wildebeest farts are a gnu’s scents.

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