I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.
Pun of the Day
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.
Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.
During puberty, most quantum physicists were obsessed with observing Mrs. Higg’s bosom.
Learning to swim is worth the wade.
The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
Anyone who repeatedly paves a street is retarreded.
The story of how I discovered cutlery is completely metaforkal.

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