My relatives tend to be thin except for my distend cousins.
Pun of the Day
I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
There’s a new Disney movie about a sperm bank. It’s stars Goofee.
I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
The sales of peanut butter cups have plummeted during this reesecession.
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
I don’t know if I like HD technology – I find it a bit too Bluray.
Hear about the executioner who preferred to work at night? He used gallow in the dark technology.
When Nietzsche died his followers were in de nihil.
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We’re so generous.
When you post graffiti on my wall, it’s deFacebook.

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