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12/05/2021

Converting to Hinduism has dharmatic consequences.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

12/04/2021

There is no smog out in the country. But there is hays everywhere.

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

12/03/2021

When Monica Lewinsky interned for Santa, she spent a lot of time servicing the North Pole. However, the wind blew and the weather sucked; she tried to quit, but Santa kept her around to polish his candy canes. Feeling exploited, she launched a Clause-suction lawsuit.

(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

12/02/2021

Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.

(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)

12/02/2021

A con man recently defrodo’d me of my hobbits.

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12/01/2021

One of my legs was outsourced to Bangladesh. Just another casualty of globalize a shin.

(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

11/30/2021

There are many large, hard bodies in the solar system, suggesting the sun has asteroid problem.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

11/29/2021

Missing the barf bucket and puking on the floor, now that’s beyond the pail.

(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

11/29/2021

If you let your testicles get too cold, you may suffer from hypospermia.

(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

11/26/2021

I’m thinking of buying one of those vegetable-powered, ‘biodiesel’ cars. In fact I hear the new Strutabagar is quite comfortable. It has ample leg-ume.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)