if you nuke your hair it microwavey.
Pun of the Day
In ancient times, lazy slaves didn’t build Pyramids. They stood around and smoked ziggurats.
Is the Internet haunted? Behind every link could be a horrifying, astley presence.
Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.
Why was Blackbeard chosen to judge the baking contest? Because he was a pie-rate.
Which Greek goddess had the craziest shirts? Aphro-dyed-tee.
I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
Hear the pun about the man with mussels for brains? It met with cortical a clam.
Aid workers want to enter Burma. But they must wait til they’ve been de-Laosed.


