Phoenix is so dry because it’s in an arid zone-a.
Pun of the Day
Will cocoa products make you tardy? Yes, you will be choco-late!
What did Columbus say when landing his ship among the Indians?
“Ahoy there, Metis!”
Whenever I shred fruit, I do so with grate a plum.
Difficulties translating the Rosetta Stone runed many archeologists’ careers.
They crap on your feet then have sex with it, on Mount Kakatoa. #BizarreLocalCustoms
Before the weatherman sneezed, he issued a nose squall warning.
Bad fishing bird: Pelican’t.
Hear about the businessman who spent his days combining chickens?
He wanted to make a hen-sum profit!
I lost five pounds just by farting. Finally I see the air of my weighs.


