Anyone with a mortgage carries a stench of debt. It’s a be owe problem.
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(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Steamroller accidents can be quite ugly. Luckily I have always been the grader man.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...In the Bible, which of St. Paul’s letters explains how to make tea’?
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I dreamed I was a pachyderm. I guess it was just elephantasy, and maybe I was trunk, but many a long ear passed by, and I still have the tusky odors from when I got herd pees.
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the baseball pitcher who refused to endorse Wal-Mart, because it was a big balk store?
It’s true; it also didn’t help that they refuse to let their workers strike, and they have a large selection of woks. He said “I field strongly about this. Wal-Mart may seem like a short stop on a shopping trip, but in fact, it’s a retail umpire. It’s bat for the economy; they’re out to catcher the whole market!”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...What do you call a tavern in Spain?
Bar-saloona!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...It’s hard to be the mayor of Sanaa – you’re surrounded by Ye men.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...What tragedy occurred when the discoverer of radium served her pet a caffeinated beverage meant for equines?
Curie horse-tea killed the cat.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
(9 votes, average: 4.89 out of 5)Loading...I sneezed in my sleep. Now I’m afraid I have bed boogas.
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