A used auto salesman, aka a cardealogist.
Pun of the Day
When it comes to cheeses, demolition experts don’t like cheddar; they prefer de brie.
If you want to become a good magician you ought to pocus on your craft.
I’m glad it’s not summer. Once, my computer almost exploded in the swell Turing heat.
There was a man arrested for throwing hot coffee in people’s faces. The police report noted ‘the suspect made use of brewed force‘.
Converting wood into toilet paper has no rhetorical defensibility. I see through your softest-tree!
I always get sick when my cousin Enza comes to visit. Last week, in flew Enza, and wouldn’t you know.
In the days leading up to Christmas, people in San Francisco did everything they could to avoid the mauls, as they were a real zoo. The only people who weren’t worried were lawyers with an escape claws.
If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
Staying at a rundown Motel 6 and picking up scabies is ass lice of Americana.

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