The Canadian people will tolerate a dictator. Which is why its parliament is pro-roguing.
Pun of the Day
Why is it difficult to comprehend skinhead footwear?
Because – they’re a pair o docs.
Those with amputated feet have no soles.
We believe in rights for little people, and vigorously defend their freedom of reach.
I collect cows and mushrooms. I have a lot of fungi bull assets.
It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
They dont build guns like they used too. Too many modern firearms show signs of shotty workmanship.
Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
Proctology guideliness are too doctor-anal. They could benefit from a bottoms-up approach.
Take public transit? Hellz yeah, that’s how I bus to move.

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