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06/30/2019

One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

06/28/2019

Fire your fathers! It’s a Can a Dad Day.

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06/23/2019

The phoneticist went on American Idol, but was booed off the stage on account of his lisp. Afterward this linguist was upset, saying “I can’t believe they dipthed my thong!”

(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/18/2019

My quest to make money selling pants is income pleat.

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

06/15/2019

The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

06/14/2019

Peer pressure is rife within motorcycle gangs. The problem is everywhere. Really, it’s ‘u-bike-wit’-us’!

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

06/01/2019

The statistical likelihood of Garfield making friends follows a Nermal distribution.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

05/31/2019

Retracing Rachel and Ross’ relationship requires a Friendsic scientist.

(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

05/25/2019

Hear about the cannibal who only ate liars? Because, he said, they were high in fibber.

(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

05/23/2019

NED: So this fish crapped on me the other day…
ED: Really? What a bassturd!

(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)