Pathologists always get the coroner office.
Pun of the Day
Political kingmakers make it reign.
If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.
If you get downsized from a castle, you’ve been de-moated.
Job posting for minotaurs: “seeking a bull bodied male.”
We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.
I confuse my verb order, in tense situations.
Boxing gloves are a sew fist icated product.
I went to a Gluten-Free conference, where I delivered the quinoa-oat address.


