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10/08/2009

Thoreau bred horses.

(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)

08/14/2009

NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh.
ED: Oh deer.

(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/25/2009

“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.

(7 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

07/19/2009

The dog was infertile after being hit with a spade.

(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

07/18/2009

Armani and Versace were worn enemies.

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

07/13/2009

If a bird wants your food, beak alm.

(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

01/29/201006/26/2009

Hear about the movie about drug users? It’s rated ‘addled accompaniment‘.

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

06/22/2009

Even though the Sri Lankan civil war is over, there’s still a lot of violence. It’s not exactly smooth Ceylon.

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

06/07/2009

Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”

(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

04/19/200904/19/2009

Many Asian cities can be frustrating, but not Saigon.

Four new Puns on Demand filled!

(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)