Some people can’t stand social media, but I say tweet his own.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...I slept with the devil last night. We had six 3 times!
(9 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)Loading...A potential terrorist attack by militant Buddhists was defused by the Department of Om land Security.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...When MJ’s hair caught fire, was he a Jacko Lantern?
(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Thoreau bred horses.
(11 votes, average: 4.73 out of 5)Loading...NED: In Shakepeare’s Merchant of Venison, Shylock offers to sell Antonio a pound of flesh.
ED: Oh deer.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...“Hithee hither!”: proof that Michael Jackson’s “Beat it”, when translated into Olde English, is a recipe for indiscriminate violence against both sexes.
(7 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...The dog was infertile after being hit with a spade.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Armani and Versace were worn enemies.
(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...If a bird wants your food, beak alm.
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