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10/07/200911/14/2005

During the government enumeration process, there was an old woman who kept handing out pie. She said, “It’s a treat for the census!”

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10/07/200910/22/2005

When birds play baseball, it’s easy to tell who’s pigeon.

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10/07/200910/02/2005

In Greece do they deliver packages with Feta-Ex?

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10/15/200908/18/2005

Enjoy the sunshine? Yucatan in Mexico.

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10/15/200908/10/2005

The sculptors up in Nunavut are known for their three-dimensional relief technique aka the Deep Frieze.

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10/15/200908/08/2005

Kepler and Galileo were deadlocked in the finals of the Great Astronomy Puns Contest. So judge Spooner was called in to Brahe-cho the Ty.

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10/15/200907/10/2005

In Russia do they search using Gogol?

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10/19/200906/17/2005

When asked for advice on mountain climbing by his Roman colleagues, Caesar replied, “K2, Brute.“

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03/30/2005

Brandy from Toronto:
What do you call an overly emotional gangster movie?
The Passion of the Heist!

Brandy says: “You really should hire me.”

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10/20/200903/22/2005

Those with anal fissures tend to be from Krakow.

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