What did Philip II of Macedon say when his son refused to give up the cheese-slicer to the maid?
“Alex, hand her the grate!”
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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...What book did Mr. Darwin pen after a wayward finch pooped on his head?
The Origin of the Feces!
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Staygosaurus.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Why did Einstein never stop at a single beer?
Because he was obsessed with re-ale-itivity!
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...The failed magician was a wand erring soul.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Where did the Pied Piper hide his vermin?
In his mouse stash.
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