When Lincoln freed the slaves, he was striving for social equal Abraham.
Pun of the Day
The iPad is a product of eons of geology. Specifically, slate tech-tronics.
I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
Weeding is a high-growth industry, but it started as a grasp roots movement. It took a hunch and a good amount of pluck, but now it has people all over the earth on their knees – and they really dig it.
Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
The trees are haunted in Eritrea.
If you drive around while brandishing a bread knife, you will be in car serrated.
People in Luxembourg are huge fans of d’Coque.
NED: Would you sleep with one of your relatives?
ED: Only if I had a nap kin.


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