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I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.
Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!

