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(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Which politician claimed he could spin gold out of nothing, and got upset when reporters called him names?
A: Trumpelstiltskin.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...You’re from Boise? Idahon’t believe you.
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