There are two menny bad puns about gay couples.
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Blessed are the Cheesemakers. They are true do-goudas.
Longbow puns are a bit far fletched.
What did the truckload of sheep say to the ghost?
“We’re a freight of ewe!”
Invest in puns, corny puns! The stalk mock-it has never been higher.
I got a legal separation. Let’s have apart-y!
Dreamed I knighted an electric fish last night… It was so Sir Eel.
In the 1980s, incredible basketball talent was found in a man, Jordan.
Ask yourself: M.I.A. person who is likely to disappear for no reason?
Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.

