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The coolest ‘river-fishing’ themed restaurant has hip waiters.
Insect protein is a locust alternative to meat.
You should always ask your chiropractor for a disc count.
I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
So… I beat my boss over the head with a pie chart. And they charged me with a graph-aided assault.
I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
How do you ruin a Lebanese militant’s breakfast? A: Take away Hezbollah cereal.
This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?

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