A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
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This Valentine’s Day I’m going to swipe right on my Friendster profile. Oops, did I just date myself?
Militarization. Now that’s all arming.
Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
I hate Twitter. It’s so meme-spirited.
You know you’ve won a polygamist’s heart when he says the magic words, “I love few.”
You should always ask your chiropractor for a disc count.
Don’t go out when it’s raining spiders. You risk getting caught in a tarantula downpour.
I’m the King of Recycling! When I went to college, I was big man on compost.
Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.