If I follow a Mediterranean diet, olive oil long time.
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(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which dinosaur was most evil? A: The Tyrannosaur. He was known for T-Rex-ery.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I tried to stop being bad at everything. But I was unsuck-sessful.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I took a swing at the fog, but I mist.
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...My friend Emma has a family store. They’re afraid it will be taken over soon by Emma’s son.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Never tip over another man’s portapottie. That’s dirty poo hole.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...LET’S KISS MAKEUP
Dear Pun Gents, I am combining all of my side gigs into one, and need a name. I craft unique decor, party plan and do make up artistry. HELP ME. ~Athena, Chicago
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Let’s Kiss Makeup
- About Face
- Inside Outside
- Spaces and Faces
- Pretty Party
- Inner and Outer Space
- Mascaramouche
- Side Giggles
- Bash Decision
- I Help You Planet
- Painted Planet
- Decoraid
(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who want to reverse their breast enhancements seriously need to get their prior titties straight.
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