Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
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Ducks can be interesting. They have such aquacktic personalities.
If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.
NASA left an astronaut on the Moon? Somebody owes somebody an Apollo guy.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.
The future of farming? Pig Data.
Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.
Women are just as hungry as men, according to faminist theory.


