If you want to borrow my rope, you will have to sign a free trade a cord.
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If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.
At zombie auctions, highest biter wins.
How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
Do angels suffer from halotosis?
I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
I try not to argue with farm animals, but when I hear them braying at me, I’m just go easily goated.
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.

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