I just got a job running Old McDonald’s farm. I’m the new CEIEIO.
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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Whenever we enter a street market, I tell my wife, “Watch out, things are gonna get haggley.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...God is Amenable to prayer.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...There’s just something about this month we’re in. It fill me with a gusto.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Donating blood is A-positive thing.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Gordon Gecko retired from Wall Street and got a job at Walmart. “Greet,” he said, “is good.”
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