Filling sausages for a living? That’s a wurst-case scenario.
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SCUBA enthusiasts. Now there’s a divers group of people.
What did Queen Victoria say to the ostrich?
Before I die I want to grow flowers. It’s on my bouquet list.
Some South Americans visited Italy, and the country’s beauty made them cry. I think they were Venice wailin’.
Foul tasting medicine was invented by the pill-grims.
Today marks the first time we ever May Day pun.
If I were on death row and they denied me my last meal, and sent me straight to the gallows instead, I would get hangry.
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
Financially protecting your racehorse investment can be an insure mountable difficulty.

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