When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
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Don’t drink your tea immediately, for steep sake!
Cows inspire me. They are my moos.
Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.
Video game about furniture thieves? Grand Theft Ottoman.
Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.