How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
How does trial by media usually work?
A: Immediately after any allegation, there’s a public lynching, followed by a noose conference.
The professional torturer had to hire a bookkeeper who understood a cruel accounting.
Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
Bullying is everywhere! Even a slice of bread, who was too shy to talk to the other slices of bread, was accused of acting a loaf.
Hear about the paleontologist who got the Holocene mixed up with the Pleistocene? Two words: Epoch Fail.
When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
How can you spot an illegal immigrant? By their deportment.
How does the Devil welcome you down to Hell? “Watch out, a soul!”
Scarecrows don’t frighten me nor do their empty threads.