How does amputation work? By a process of alimb-ination
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Cross a sloth with a cow? Sorry, that’s not possum bull.
I’m proud to be an editor. It’s a very rewording job.
Niagara Falls. The Grand Canyon. These places are gorges, just absolutely gorges.
Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
Want a relaxing job? Try calm posting.
Allahphants are God’s creatures.
Irish puns are the most O’ffensive.
How to catch a kangaroo? Hire a boundy hunter.
Landing a Star Trek cameo before I die will let me Chekov an item on my bucket list.


