My friend Ian has a hollow leg. Happy Hollow Ian!
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Those with oozing pimples tend to have secretes.
I can guarantee you won’t feel any pain, in “no one’s hurtin” terms.
If you see someone writing with their finger, you should offer them a pen for their thoughts.
Canada’s most famous dinosaur? Toronnosaurus Rex.
When North American aboriginal cannibals had a successful hunt they would thank the Cree ater.
The safest way to cross a river? Well, it deepens.
This is very disturbing and scandalous! I can’t believe the US is launching a trade whore with China.
Don’t mock Jesus. He is derision Lord.
I was going to make a pun about getting opera tickets in the mail, but that would be really Puccini the envelope.

