The insect screenplay was critiqued for an overuse of pest asides.
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Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
Don’t put your boogers in the microwave. If you do, your goos is cooked.
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
Editorials in Venison magazine always start off the same way: ‘Deer Eater…’
It’s easy to spot an Orthodox Jewish transvestite. He Hasidic.
The most inept dancers are found at lumber mills. They have so many board feet.
Statistical data show that stool softeners like Metamucil follow a log-normal distribution.
A dry Xmas turkey has been thoroughly de-baste.
Strange but true: Some men steep their testicles in hot water. Cajones tea is the best policy.