Trying to tame frizzy hair can be very fro straighting.
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When you’re friends with a cow, heifer buddy wins.
Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
Now that I’m a hotshot celebrity pastry chef, I drive a Studebaker
Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.
C-3PO was often panicking but R2-D2 always acted a droid-ly.
In a bad mood? Go praise somebody from Helsinki. That produces endorse Finns.
I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.
You should be thankful for my many criticisms – I’m giving you piece of mind.
Imagine the puns if Clinton were president. They would be Hilary US.

