Selling coffee is a mugs game.
Chicken farmers make a poultry living.
Until you catch a whiff of your own farts, you will never have any scents of who you are.
If you own a plastic surgery clinic then you have firm botox.
I bought a new watch, because tock is cheap.
NED: Will Schwarzenegger be re-elected in California?
ED: Yes – he’s the two-terminator
Don’t criticize me when I talk about breeding fruit. I’m just speaking fig iteratively.
I tried to take the wrinkles out of my Fool’s-Gold pastry. But I can’t iron pie right.
I’m addicted to Islam. I’m a Koranic user.
I got kicked out of my yacht. It doesn’t boat dwell.


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