Dentists are so primal. They’re in touch with their inner enamel.
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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Do orchestra musicians dine alone?
No – it’s always a table for tuba!
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...It can be dangerous to eat unskinned meat. You might end up in the more-chew-hairy.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...President Bush once took off his socks and spread out his pedal phalanges in Congress. He was criticized for abusing his ‘V’-toe.
(2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Finding a crashed plane in the Pacific is atoll order.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...As a necrophiliac, there’s always plots to do.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Plastic fruit will be banned at the upcoming G8/20 summits in Toronto. Officials have to secure the pear-imitator.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
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