The carpenter’s house was his pride and joist. He said that building it was a sawdust-flying endeavour. Have you ever beam to saw it? Truss me, it’s worth it. It’s in Bevelry Hills, in a dark wood.
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(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...A hooligan ripped apart a Hindu holy text inside the Taj Mahal. He was charged with Agra Veda’d assault.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...I got so scared when driving my new car, I soiled my pants. It must have been the turd-bowl charged engine.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Don’t bother me when I have massive intracranial bleeding. I’ve got a clot on my mind.
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