The most dangerous vegetable in the hood? Bro killy.
I ate lots of beans. Now I’m like the Beach Boys, feeling the gut fibrations.
Winner of the Toastmasters award for ‘best speech about handguns’ won a Glock n’ spiel.
A lynch mob chased after a flatulent Thomas Hardy, an incident which inspired his great novel, Fart From the Madding Crowd.
What do Jamaicans say on St. Patrick’s Day?
“Kiss me, I’m Irie.“
The cheapest kind of flowers cost only peonies.
St. Patrick’s Day? It ain’t over til it’s clover.
Who’s gonna do The Daily Show? Jon’s too hurt.
There is nothing but hypocritical and sanctimonious talk, typically of a moral, religious, or political nature, under a mere cant I list economy.
Conflatulations on your achievements in synchronized farting!

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