I have encyclopedic knowledge of amphibians, aka toadal recall.
I hate disco – it gives me the heeby Bee-Gees!
The metaphor shop was robbed. It was alluding. Nothing simile has happened since. The cops are on the lookout fore shadows.
An illegitimate turkey, aka a bastered.
Whenever I see bacon in the pan, I think, ‘Now, that’s parallel porking.’
What’s the best time to practise your arithmetic? A: Summer.
Why don’t telephone scam artists use VOIP lines?
Because it’s Internet tell-a-phony.
The spread of Walmart is like a plague of low-costs.
Make a pun about the number 1? Ok fine, but only if we half two.
Mr. T is getting incontinent in his old age. He was recently heard to boast, “I shitty the pool.“

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