A husband was accused by his wife of farting. His plea: I no scent.
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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...A bar stockroom must have load beering walls.
(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Pigeons can’t make up their minds. They’re always shitting on the fence!
(2 votes, average: 1.50 out of 5)Loading...What was the first thing the horny old man did when he got new dentures? He masticated.
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Don’t vote for candidate Rick Yoot! If you do, you’ll be Elect Rick Yoot-ed.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...My dunghouse caught fire whenever someone lit turd.
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...One of my legs is actually just a hologram. It give me a rather e-femural sensation.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...New app with all of Shakespeare’s insults: Angry Bards.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...If a concrete curb is cool to sit on, it’s because it’s a butt mint.
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