I had nothing but diarrhea when I visited the French Chateau
Do baristas listen to frappe music?
I’m a educated, and I’m a man. So don’t mock ma schoolin’.
Which president always nicknames his friends?
Dub ya!
Hear about the aerosol spray that militant Northern Irish Catholics have been using to kill rival Protestants? They call it in-sect-ocide.
Internet addiction is a big problem in E-stonia.
If I had a dollar for every time I puked, I’d be retch.
Do Spanish homeowners prefer Joaquin closets?
Dominatrices have a great sense of humour. They’re very slapstick.
When a singing bird wakes me, I’m like “This means warble.”


