I was wounded by a machine gun. It looks really uzi.
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They called him Plaid the Imp Aler.
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Juicy Couture.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...The Italian fascist dictator was a trivia expert: Benito Miscellany.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
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