Newspapers are going green. In fact by 2010 all articles’ opening sentences must be lede-certified.
What happens in Switzerland if you block the yodeling line?
A: You’ll delay he who is next.
They say that donkeys are stubborn, but St. Francis had a way with animals, and he even taught his donkey to bake! When asked how he did it, the Saint replied that it was “Assisi ass pie!”
Are really big people measured with a meatier stick?
There are no Wikipedia entries for Boxing. Because the facts are spars.
Am I allergic to invisible parasites? I dust mite be.
Malingerer: a kid who hangs out in shopping centers.
The amputee politician was vainly obsessed with his leg I see.
Which underwater creature frequents brothels? A: Seahorse.
50 Shades of Grey made me puke up my lunch – in fact it gave me a reading disorder. Whoever wrote it is ill literate.

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