People who take flight from Cuba, never to return are known as Castro-nots.
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Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading... (Rate This Pun)Loading...I once hung out on a street corner in France. I rued the day.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...You can wed your lizard in the US. They just legalized marry iguana.
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...How do you seduce an equine? Easy: start by taking off zebra. They whinny until they’re horse.
(4 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)Loading...My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...In today’s totalitarian society, dirty people are guilty of thought grime.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...If you’re bald, you shouldn’t borrow somebody else’s wig. That would be tresspassing.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If you can drink away your hurts, it must have been champagne.
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Hold your nose proudly in the bathroom. Don’t smell yourself shart.
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