My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
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(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Transatlantic zeppelins crashed so often they became known as dredgeables.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...You can find the craziest shit when you do a Poogle search.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Women love reading Charlie Brown. They have Peanuts envy.
(Rate This Pun)Loading...At lunchtime do divorce lawyers go to the nearest feud court?
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Snoop Dogg is the latest celebrity to speak out against far right fuzz shizzum.
(2 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Sailors only care about themselves. It’s always “Aye, Aye, Aye.”
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Hear about the Scotsman who enjoyed bondage? He lived in ram shackle housing.
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