I went duck hunting in a swamp. What a quackmire!
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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Do mathematicians prefer farming by hand?
No – they’re pro tractor.
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(Rate This Pun)Loading...People who drink too much and vomit in the toilet are victims of their own loo-knee behaviour.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...The patron saint of constipation had a grisly end: he was mar turd.
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(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...I refuse to make my own sandwich. I rely on sub contractors.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...NED: Do you blog?
ED: No.
NED: Really, I thought you did.
ED: Well, I do keep a diarrhea, but only on Splatterdays.
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5)Loading...Buying three dozen head of cattle nearly wiped me out. Then I bought four more. I really need forty bull housing.
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