Satan took my colander. No surprise: He is the Great De-Siever.
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ED: Yippee cahiers.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Boxing is an honourable profession. Each fighter must follow the KO’d.
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Cheerleading spectacles are a lot of pom and circumstance.
(2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...Clarinetists reed music.
(3 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...I deserted from Genghis Khan. I swore I wouldn’t join Mongol Sam’s army.
(3 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...How fat is Santa? Well, some people call him jolly old Saint Neckless.
(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)Loading...Surprisingly good at tennis is Eddie Vedder, but Roger is even Federer.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Grizzly bear pickup lines: ‘What’s ursine?’
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)Loading...My dad tried to fuel his car with Viagra. Erected pretty bad. Though I also heard the AAA is trying to pass off Viagra as fuel. I think they’re stiffing their members with that one! The cops pulled me over and said ‘Here, penis cup.’ Also, Viagra has a new celebrity spokesman. That’s right: Randy Johnson.
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