Don’t be a Screwage – share your fasteners.
Andrew from Dugald:
One of the problems that Dr. Livingstone had in Africa was rampant diarrhea; he was often inContinent.
How do you get mud off a pig? A: Use a sludge-hammer.
There was an orderly lineup of taxis outside the cabaret.
The outdoor landscaping industry is controlled by the Camorra mafia. It’s a mow Napoli.
McDonald’s has recently put blowfish on the menu, aka the Fellate-O-Fish.
How do barbers advertise in the Bible Belt?
“Jesus shaves.”
Graffiti artists have high standards, and believe in setting bench marks.
The Biggest Loser: All Female Edition is now on Broadweigh.


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