I was caught stealing lettuce. Can you blame me? I was just trying to get a head.
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(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5)Loading...True to form, the Japanese have launched the world’s first continuously improving musical: Kaizen Dolls.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Romance flowers when you least expect! My pal Pete Rose, a bouquet at the racetracks, has a girlfriend named Bea. They met at a party, and she laughed when he offered to fertilizer. She looked at his pistil and said “I bet you don’t have stamena.” How a pollen right? And yet he nectar anyway! Then they ducked into a bathroom and she bloom on all florist. Wow, they seed an opportunity and didn’t waste mulch time; now they’re inseparable. That’s love for you, not just a ficus of the imagination. It never turns out as you plant.
(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)Loading...Noticing somebody’s skin colour is just hue man.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...They just raised the tariff for taking a taxi. It’s just not fare!
(6 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...When dinosaurs lost the ability to fart, they faced ex-stinktion.
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5)Loading...Decades ago, watching late night TV was found to be Carsonogenic.
(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Is the winner of a pancake-eating contest a serial crepist?
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