Did Art Linkletter invent cursive writing?
Hear that they found evidence of cannibalism in the city of Lima?
Why yes – the Peruvian is in the pudding!
Miley Cyrus doesn’t haveĀ twerk another day in her life.
I dressed as a hooker for Hallowe’en. It was a blow in the dark costume.
If karate is a form of kung-fu, is kickboxing a form of toe-fu?
NED: I heard your new flatmate is made of Jello?
ED: What? That’s ridiculous!
NED: Really.
ED: Those are just viscous roomers!
My personal attempts to re-create a black hole have met with abyssal failure.
Frozen: the state of being that results from having ‘big hair’ in winter.
Little known Russian history fact: it was after only walking into a window that Gorbachev embracedĀ glassnosed. Years of pane followed, but he pursued it untempered. He sharded a new course.
A runny omelette is eggs streamly tasty.

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