The priest left for dead in the church fire was said to have parished.
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Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading... (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...NED: All my pimples are named ‘Benedict XVI’…
ED: Hmm, I don’t know. You shouldn’t pope your zits.
(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...I poured turkey sauce on a cut of beef. It was a gravy my steak.
(5 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)Loading...There are no good German mathematicians, because in Germany, nein = zero.
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)Loading...Cannibals always tell their kids, “Don’t forget to eat your vital men.”
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...You’ll never be lonely in St. Louis. Missouri loves company.
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Andrew from Dugald:
African pasta? Serenghetti.
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Once a year, all the lions get together and go to a salon. They get their manes brushed and their claws sharpened… but always in that order – and they’re always pleased with the results. Pride combeth before a file, they say!
(Rate This Pun)Loading...Which wolves have gone extinct? Were wolves.
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)Loading...Viking motto: It takes a pillage to raze a child.
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