What’s the fastest fast food? A: Lamb-burger-inis.
If when swimming you see a lone shark, pay interest.
Optometrists watch a lot of tell a vision.
Favourite music of a sushi-loving cannibal: Raw Kin Roll.
Because of terrorist concerns, some African Olympic athletes have to conceal their identity and compete under Sudan names.
My ex-girlfriend got Ebola. What a dirty fluidsy.
Polish cooking has its ups and downs; its highlights and its lowlights; its apogees and its perogies.
If you get sick on a bus, just blame your fellow passin’ germs.
The man who loved hunting was charged with big gamey.
A man knows that shopping with his girlfriend and her friends can be slow as mall lasses.

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